It's actually kind of funny; last night I thought I was going blind, because the world was sort of going blurry around me– then I realized that it was my eyes were drooping. Heh.
Now, to business. Does the world really need another Pirates of the Caribbean review? No, but I'm going to do it anyway, mwahaha. Spoiler warning!
I thought it was funnier than the last one by a long shot. Johnny Depp was even more fantastic, in my opinion. (I love the way he runs, with his back back and arms out.) Orlando was... well, Orlando, and I there were several times I wanted to just shout to Keira Knightly that she doesn't have to clench her teeth so much when delivering emotional lines, but still. They served their purposes– we all know Jack drives the whole movie anyway.
I loved how those two – the eyeball dude and the shorter one – became good guys, sort of, and were working with Jack and Will and Elizabeth. I felt kinda bad for Norrington, but honestly, he at least looks much better. Brown hair suits him.
The CGI was much better, and I loved some of the visuals. Will and the crew swinging back and forth to tip the net-cage thing, the big wheel fight, the Jack-and-fruit kebab.
Best Jack lines that I can actually remember: "I've got a jar of di-irt, I've got a jar of di-irt!" "Why is the rum always gone?" and "You smell funny!"
As for the end... I can understand why Elizabeth did it, I guess, but still. Hate her.