Anyway, a shipping meme. Nicked it from miz_tith
"One True Pairing" Ship: Ron/Hermione all the way!
"One True Threesome" Ship: I don't really have one, but um... maybe... err... I suppose the trio (if Ron is in the middle-- yes, I'm that crazy with keeping H/Hr away)
"Canon" Ship: Again, R/Hr....
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: George/Luna. On its way to becoming my second OTP.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Harry/Hermione. It just sends a really poor message about love in my opinion, and about male and female friendship. And it often comes with plenty of hate for other characters, especially my beloved Weasleys.
"You are one sick bastard" ship: Snape or Lucius with any of the trio or Ginny or Neville or basically any student.
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: Ehm... I don't have any consistent squicky ship, but I once did read a Charlie/Bill fic that was actually kind of good.
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Neville/Ginny.
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Draco/Hermione. It's dreadful and makes you wonder if someone was drunk.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Remus/Sirius. I don't know. I've read some good ones. Tickles my fancy, but I need more convincing.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: I can't think of one! I like to think of George/Luna making some canon sense, sorta...
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Harry/Ginny. Sorry. I don't hate it. Good for the both of them that they found love. I'm not going to be upset if it happens in book 7, or if Harry is moaning over missing Ginny. But I don't really get any feelings out of it.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Ron/Hermione
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: I don't feel guilty about any of my ships. And I don't think I should. I'm a Canon!whore all the way, and the ones that aren't canon, at least they're not offensive... or illegal.
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Aunt Marge/Colonel Fubster... Yeah. Sometimes I wonder if they've thought of every ship possible.
"Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: None. Creeps me out. Unless you count the fact that Hermione is like half a year older than Ron... no? :P
"My first I could never abandon you" ship: Ron/Hermione
Favorite Devotionship: Don't really understand what that means, but I'll answer my OTP... because it's hard to go wrong with the trees!
Favorite Nevermetship: Umbridge/Uncle Vernon. Theirloveissocanon!
Favorite Pervyship: It's not pervy, but I like it when it's written that way... R/Hr. (Okay, I realize it's getting a little redundant, but bear with me, okay?)
Favorite DominanceBattleShip?: Basilisk/Harry. (I'll leave it to you to figure out if I'm serious or not.)